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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:22
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.